First Appearance: Platypus
Affiliations: The Funktion (former)
Bio: Jesse began playing the bass after listening to Mother’s Milk. He likes the bass because it’s a versatile instrument with unexplored possibilities that has limitless capacity to handle his vicious beatings.
For years he has been under the influence of Flea, Eric Avery, Justin Chancelor, Timmy C., Bootsy Collins, P-nut, Mike Watt, Andre 3000, Kurt Cobain, various girls, Chad Smith, the Dalai Lama, Jeff Ament, Dave Navaro, Brian House, Danny Carey, Peter Griffin, Flobots 0, 5, 17, 33, and 69, Champ Bailey, Nathaniel Ratelief, Common, Jeff Probst, John Frusciante, Beck, and the Colorado Avalanche.
He is completely sure of three things: The Red Wings suck, rivers are perfect, and you should never cancel plans with a woman.
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